I share your humour so no worries.....
Part of our business is giving feedback based on a report this is sent to us via email. At times, it takes our 'assessor' 10-15 minutes to craft an email and his grammar isn't the best (which could reflect on our company as a whole). It would be an easier process for him to record a message and send it. He works odd hours so just picking up the phone to give feedback isn't an answer for us.
I am looking for a click and record type of program or add on for Outlook 2010 that can help. Or even a web-based tool like Vocaroo (which may just work.....I need to have a play with that.)