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Just been raped by a group of mime artists...... they did unspeakable things to me................
I thought I'd be a gentleman and hold the door open for a young lady; seconds later she said "will you sod off, I'm trying to have a crap!!".
Brought the missus some crotchless knickers yesterday, It had nothing to do with a sexual nature, it was so she could get a better grip on her broomstick..
Advice for Kate Middleton - If you get divorced make sure you wear a seatbelt........
A Muslim has been shot in the head with a starting pistol, police say it’s definitely race related ....................
Due to a water shortage in Ireland , Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8..........................
The lead actor in the local production of Aladdin was anally raped by the gay genie on stage last night. To be fair the audience did try to warn him.