Little Jill was not the best student on the Catholic school. She usually is sleeping in the class.
On one day the teacher(A nun) asked little Jill, who was still sleeping, "Tell me Jill who created the universe?"
Jill did not respond, tiny Willie, her boyfriend behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the side to wake her.
"God Almighty!" shouted Jill.
"Very good!" and the nun continued the lesson.
Moments later the nun asked Jill, "Who is our Lord and Savior?"
But Jill was already sleeping again. Willy saved her again by poking in her ass with his pencil.
"Jesus Christ!" shouted Jill. And again the nun congratulated Jill with the good answer. And Jill slipped back into her dreams.
The nun asked her for the third time a question: "What did Eve say to Adam after she had received her 21st child from him?"
Willy saved her again but this time Jill jumped up and shouted:
"If you stick that thing one more time in my hole, I break it in half!"
After that the nun fainted .....