Jokes Thread 2

Hopalong X said:

Older gentleman to younger gentleman, "I have forgotten more than you have learned in your entire life time.......what were we discussing?"

Mike,
Weren't we discussing the Fax's of Life?

- Why, it seems like only yesterday..

- what does?

Tuesday..


NB: obviously this joke works best on a Wednesday,
but there are alternative versions for each day of the week..

The Howling Wolves said:

Hopalong X said:

Older gentleman to younger gentleman, "I have forgotten more than you have learned in your entire life time.......what were we discussing?"

Mike,
Weren't we discussing the Fax's of Life?

Let me check my mimeograph.

BugMeister said:

- Why, it seems like only yesterday..

- what does?

Tuesday..


NB: obviously this joke works best on a Wednesday,
but there are alternative versions for each day of the week..

Good thing it is Wednesday!

Hopalong X said:

BugMeister said:

- Why, it seems like only yesterday..

- what does?

Tuesday..


NB: obviously this joke works best on a Wednesday,
but there are alternative versions for each day of the week..

Good thing it is Wednesday!

It is about 30 min till, for me

Now that it is Thursday everyone can come back next week on Wednesday so the joke Bugmeister posted makes sense.

It's still Wednesday for me, so it must be for you as well, seeing as though you are 6hrs behind me (2pm BST - 8am your time).

ELDERLY SEX
One night, an 87 year-old woman came home from Bingo and found her 92
year-old husband in bed with another woman.
She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their
20th floor assisted living apartment, killing him instantly.
Brought before the court on the charge of murder,
the judge asked her if she had anything to say in her defense.
She began coolly, 'Yes, your honor. I figured that at 92, if he could
have sex... he could also fly.'