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Windows 7: Jokes Thread 2

07 Oct 2011   #1861
seavixen32

Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
 
 

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I probably can't post my response without getting banned.
It has nothing to do with your Queen.
Oh, I can well understand where you're coming from, hence the cheeky devil smiley attached to my comment.

I know that sometimes our attempts at humour sometimes get lost in translation, but it didn't take you long to figure out what I was saying.

SEAVIXEN,
Mike was coming after me and my printing my picture on some currency.
At lease I hope he was...hehehe
Come on Mike give me your best shot!
Can't wait to see it.
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08 Oct 2011   #1862
panais

Windows 7 Ultimate 64bit SP1
 
 

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Oh, I can well understand where you're coming from, hence the cheeky devil smiley attached to my comment.

I know that sometimes our attempts at humour sometimes get lost in translation, but it didn't take you long to figure out what I was saying.

SEAVIXEN,
Mike was coming after me and my printing my picture on some currency.
At lease I hope he was...hehehe
Come on Mike give me your best shot!
Can't wait to see it.
My System SpecsSystem Spec
08 Oct 2011   #1863
whs
Microsoft MVP

Vista, Windows7, Mint Mate, Zorin, Windows 8
 
 

The Human Body - very informative!

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb).


The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.


Women
will be finished reading this by now.
Men
are still busy checking their thumbs.
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08 Oct 2011   #1864
Layback Bear

Windows 7 Pro. 64/SP-1
 
 

Do they make thumb stretchers.
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08 Oct 2011   #1865
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

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Do they make thumb stretchers.
I would rather have the other thing stretched!
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08 Oct 2011   #1866
panais

Windows 7 Ultimate 64bit SP1
 
 
A joke from inside

Ok,for me this is still funny

Maguscreed ""Is the memory properly secured?
Have you pulled and reseated it?""

OP ""which memory?""
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08 Oct 2011   #1867
Maguscreed

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Windows 7 x64
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by panais View Post
Ok,for me this is still funny

Maguscreed ""Is the memory properly secured?
Have you pulled and reseated it?""

OP ""which memory?""

lol when I showed him a picture of it he said "THAT'S RAM"
then completely ignored me, I gave up on that thread from what I'm seeing in my notifications people are still trying to get him to just do the most basic of things without just coming up with some sort of comeback that has nothing to do with 'the price of tea in china' as my aunt used to say.
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08 Oct 2011   #1868
panais

Windows 7 Ultimate 64bit SP1
 
 

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Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by panais View Post
Ok,for me this is still funny

Maguscreed ""Is the memory properly secured?
Have you pulled and reseated it?""

OP ""which memory?""

lol when I showed him a picture of it he said "THAT'S RAM"
then completely ignored me, I gave up on that thread from what I'm seeing in my notifications people are still trying to get him to just do the most basic of things without just coming up with some sort of comeback that has nothing to do with 'the price of tea in china' as my aunt used to say.
My System SpecsSystem Spec
08 Oct 2011   #1869
Phone Man

Windows 8.1 Pro w/Media Center 64bit, Windows 7 HP 64bit
 
 

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Do they make thumb stretchers.
I would rather have the other thing stretched!
OUCH!!!

Jim
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08 Oct 2011   #1870
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

There's just NO hope for you guys.. you stray away too easily.. or did you just forget again.. then begin with what had stayed with you ??
I think that may well be elephant talk.
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