Jokes Thread 2

May your stuffing be tasty, May your turkey be plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have never a lump. May your yams be delicious and your pies take the prize, and may your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off your thighs!

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone! Be safe in your travel to and from your loved ones!!

Enjoy the cartoons....

Hello BB, that's a good one. :)

BrightBlessings said:

How cost effective!

ANOTHER GREAT IDEA FROM AN AVERAGE JOE. WHY AREN'T PEOPLE WITH COMMON SENSE
LIKE THIS IN WASHINGTON/CANBERRA?
Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the
airports:

All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not
X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or
in your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.

This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be none of this stuff
about racial profiling and the device itself would eliminate long and
expensive trials.

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the
airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an
announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers, we now
have a seat available on flight number..."

Works for me!

ABSOBLOODYLUTELYBRILLIANT!!

Here's the photo of the New Air Security.....

BrightBlessings said:

How cost effective!

ANOTHER GREAT IDEA FROM AN AVERAGE JOE. WHY AREN'T PEOPLE WITH COMMON SENSE
LIKE THIS IN WASHINGTON/CANBERRA?
Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the
airports:

All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not
X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or
in your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.

This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be none of this stuff
about racial profiling and the device itself would eliminate long and
expensive trials.

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the
airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an
announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers, we now
have a seat available on flight number..."

Works for me!

Completely Perfect! Awesome Idea!!!!

What do marriage and a tornado have in common??

At the start there's a lot of sucking & blowing

...and...

...in the end you lose your house!!

targnik said:

What do marriage and a tornado have in common??

At the start there's a lot of sucking & blowing

...and...

...in the end you lose your house!!

BrightBlessings said:

How cost effective!

ANOTHER GREAT IDEA FROM AN AVERAGE JOE. WHY AREN'T PEOPLE WITH COMMON SENSE
LIKE THIS IN WASHINGTON/CANBERRA?
Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the
airports:

All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not
X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or
in your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.

This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be none of this stuff
about racial profiling and the device itself would eliminate long and
expensive trials.

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the
airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an
announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers, we now
have a seat available on flight number..."

Works for me!

The Howling Wolves said:

Here's the photo of the New Air Security.....

Perfect