Quote: Originally Posted by pebbly
Samantha says that the fifth parrot has to stand on one leg.
A young nun asks to see the Mother Superior of her abbey.
Mother Superior: What do you want to tell me, sister Mary?
Sister Mary: I can not live with this secret of mine anymore. I need to tell it to you
MS: Shared burden is easier to carry. Tell me.
SM: Before I joined the sisterhood, I was a prostitute...
Mother Superior fells to the floor, fainting in a split second. Sister Mary, clever girl as she is, calls help, and they get Mother Superior to hospital. In two days Mother Superior feels good enough to have visitors and asks nurse to call abbey and ask Sister Mary to come to visit her.
Sister Mary arrives, pale and anxious to apologize that her bad news caused Mother Superior to have a mild stroke.
MS: No need to apologize. By joining the Holy Catholic Church and joining our sisterhood, even the most horrible acts and past life can be forgiven.
SM: I'm sorry, Mother Superior, I do not understand? I've always been catholic.
MS: But didn't you tell me you were a protestant before?
SM: No, Mother. I said I was a prostitute!
Mother Superior starts laughing. "Blessed be the Mother of God! What a relief! I thought you said protestant, that was such a shock! But prostitute, there's nothing to be ashamed. I was a brothel madame before joining the sisterhood and half of our sisters worked for me already then!"