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LPt.
Their looking for her now..............
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Which way did she go?
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New #633
Pebbly,
I will find you.................
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Come out with your hands up!
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New #636
Well I certainly can't top those one's, this one is dumb but:
A guy walks into his Doctor's office with a frog on his head, the Doctor says "What can I do for you?" and the frog says "Can you get this wart off my butt?"
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New #637
A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson for Christmas. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.
A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades.
She says, ''Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?''
He says, ''Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes.''
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
He says, ''That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. test line. It's a good all around combination and it's on sale this week for only $20.00."
She says, ''It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!''
As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.
''Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,'' he says.
She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.
The man rings up the sale and says, ''That'll be $34.50 please.''
The woman is totally confused by this and asks, ''Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?''
He replies, ''Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Stink Bait is $3.50"
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New #638
If this is too dirty for anybody, I advise you not to read it, you've been warned.
An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker. "Hey, how much you charge for dahour, sister?" he asks.
"£100," she replies.
In broken English, he says, "Do you do immigrant style?"
"No" she says.
"I pay you £200 to do immigrant style."
"No," she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.
"I pay you £300."
"No," she says.
"I pay you £400."
"No," she says.
So finally he says, "OK, I pay £1,000 to do immigrant style."
She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdoes from every part of the world. How bad could immigrant style be?"
So she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, after several hours,they finish.
Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So, what exactly is immigrant style?"
The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to Government"Last edited by jfar; 21 Dec 2010 at 12:34.
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