Jokes Thread 2

LPT

My wife and I are both rolling on the floor laughing about Texas.

Best joke I ever read in 55 years!!!!




August 8th and 9th sound wonderful!

Hopalong X said:

LPT

My wife and I are both rolling on the floor laughing about Texas.

Best joke I ever read in 55 years!!!!




August 8th and 9th sound wonderful?

Mike,
It took you 55 years to learn how to read?

Mike WTG.. when I read it.... I just had to share it here.. I too rolled laughing out loud.. just hope no one passing the house could hear me .

Eileen was watching TV and I was half watching and reading the joke.

I started laughing so hard and loud Eileen looked at me with that "What the ??? is wrong with you" look.

She had to read it then.
Too funny!

We all need a great laugh ocassionally.. this was our time.

Wishing you a wonderful weekend..
I so hope we get some much needed rain.. this is getting serious here..along with this awful heat.

"BAIL'EM OUT!? Heck, back in 1990, the Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in Nevada for tax evasion and, as required by law, tried to run it. They failed and it closed. Now, we are trusting the economy of our country, our banking system, our auto industry and possibly our health plans to the same nit-wits who couldn't make money running a whore house and selling whiskey!"

"What are we thinking"

the howling wolves said:

"bail'em out!? Heck, back in 1990, the government seized the mustang ranch brothel in nevada for tax evasion and, as required by law, tried to run it. They failed and it closed. Now, we are trusting the economy of our country, our banking system, our auto industry and possibly our health plans to the same nit-wits who couldn't make money running a whore house and selling whiskey!"

"what are we thinking"

The Howling Wolves said:

"BAIL'EM OUT!? Heck, back in 1990, the Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in Nevada for tax evasion and, as required by law, tried to run it. They failed and it closed. Now, we are trusting the economy of our country, our banking system, our auto industry and possibly our health plans to the same nit-wits who couldn't make money running a whore house and selling whiskey!"

"What are we thinking"

It was too far from Washington D.C. for Congress to make use of it.

A professor at Michigan State University was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students. Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"

She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."

It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.