Quote: Originally Posted by alfred01
"If at first you don't succeed, the hell with it"
A selection of my favourite Homer Simpson quotes:
"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try"
"Oh, so they have internet on computers now!"
"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"
"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."
"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman."
"Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."
"I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around."
"I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!"