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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Rita Rudner
"Dissent is what rescues democracy from a quiet death behind closed doors." -Lewis H. Lapham
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.
~Doug Larson
A Guy
Things which you do not hope happen more frequently than things which you do hope.
~Titus Maccius Plautus
"When you haven't forgiven those who've hurt you, you turn back against your future. When you do forgive, you start walking forward."
-- Tyler Perry
Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence.
~Aristotle
A Guy
All of us are born with a set of instinctive fears - of falling, of the dark, of lobsters, of falling on lobsters in the dark, of speaking before a Rotary Club, and of the words "Some Assembly Required". DAVE BARRY (1947-)
"I think we risk becoming the best informed society that has ever died of ignorance."
- Ruben Blades