Quote of the Day - 2

"It is a common tragic irony that the loudest people with the least education or variety of life experiences are rarely the ones who are the smartest or most correct, yet they are more often than not the ones with the most unsolicited advice on how everything should be."

Mike knezevich

alfred01 said:

"If at first you don't succeed, the hell with it"

Me

A selection of my favourite Homer Simpson quotes:

"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try"

"Oh, so they have internet on computers now!"

"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"

"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."

"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman."

"Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."

"I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around."

"I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!"

"Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love"

~ Albert Einstein

The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once.
~Albert Einstein

A Guy

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
~Rodney Dangerfield

A Guy