Quote of the Day - 2

“He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever”


Chinese Proverb

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.


Johnny Carson

A Guy said:

alfred01 said:

A Guy said:

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
~Rodney Dangerfield

A Guy

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.

Rodney D.

I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.

My mother never breast-fed me. She told me she liked me as a friend.

~Rodney Dangerfield

A Guy

Irene said:

"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender"

~ Rodney Dangerfield

DreemWarrior said:

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home. Bill Cosby

Good 1.....


Now I know I've used this one before but I think it deserves repeating:

I don't have a drinking problem. It's when I stop drinking I have a problem.

Dean Martin