New
#1861
" I don't dream at night, I dream all day; I dream for living."
Steven Spielberg
Quote of the Day - 2
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New #1862
"If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe."
A sign inside a church in Northern Ireland, explaining the origin of intolerance and hate.
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New #1863
The higher we soar, the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly.
~Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
A Guy
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New #1865
When I was working for Hilton Hotels, some years ago, the directive came down from on high that all company, products and services, that possibly contained nuts would have to be marked accordingly.yep, ive read that too, and I'll even ONE UP ya' - i read one bag of nuts...yes, repeated ONLY NUTS which warned (thankfully) that: "these nuts may have been processed by equipment or machinery that has been used to process nuts or nut containing products in the past"!
I wish I could have framed it or blown it up to standup cardboard cutout size and hang it up!
Mike
This included the bowls of free snacks that were given out in the bars.
What the powers that be didn't expect was that the British can take thinks literally and all the Company vehicles suddenly started sporting "Warning - May Contain Nuts" labels on the engine bays
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New #1866
When I was working for Hilton Hotels, some years ago, the directive came down from on high that all company, products and services, that possibly contained nuts would have to be marked accordingly.yep, ive read that too, and I'll even ONE UP ya' - i read one bag of nuts...yes, repeated ONLY NUTS which warned (thankfully) that: "these nuts may have been processed by equipment or machinery that has been used to process nuts or nut containing products in the past"!
I wish I could have framed it or blown it up to standup cardboard cutout size and hang it up!
Mike
This included the bowls of free snacks that were given out in the bars.
What the powers that be didn't expect was that the British can take thinks literally and all the Company vehicles suddenly started sporting "Warning - May Contain Nuts" labels on the engine bays
Barman58,
Maybe John, Shawn and the rest of the powers put
"Warning This Forum - May Contain Nuts"
on Vista, 7 Forums and Eight Forums.
I know myself and a few others qualify.
THW
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New #1868
The most important nut in a car is the one holding the steering wheel.
Anon :)
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New #1869
im going to make a rubber stamp and just walk down the isles at the local stores stamping everything with the "may have been processed by machines previously containing nuts" notice, and maybe a bunch of other things to keep what I want in stock (may contain cat pulp, or street sluge) you know. good times!
mike
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