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Windows 7: Embarrassing Surnames!
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31 Aug 2010
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Windows 7 Ultimate x64 Brisbane, Queensland, Australia |
Embarrassing Surnames!
I used to think Cockburn was the worst till I saw Morecock, what have you seen?
| My System Specs |
| System Manufacturer/Model Number HP dv6519tx
OS Windows 7 Ultimate x64
CPU 1.80 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo processor T7100
Memory 3 gig ddr2
Graphics Card NVIDIA GeForce 8400M GS
Sound Card Realtek High Definition Audio
Monitor(s) Displays 15.4” WXGA High Definition BrightView Widescreen
Screen Resolution 1280 x 800
Keyboard 101 key compatible
Mouse Touch Pad with On/Off button and dedicated vertical Scroll
PSU 90 W AC Power Adapter
Cooling Kitchen plate under the lappy
Hard Drives Hitachi 320 GB (5400 rpm)
Internet Speed Three Wireless internet prepaid using E160G USB dongle
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31 Aug 2010
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#2 | |
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oh no....
I don't know if this thread will last...
I have a good one, but I am not going to post it as it is more vulgar than those. | | My System Specs | | Computer type Laptop
System Manufacturer/Model Number ASUS G60-RBBX05
OS Win7 Home Premium 64x
CPU Intel Core 2 Duo P7450 / 2.13 GHz (2.29 with Extreme Turbo)
Memory 4 GB PC-6400 Hyundai (2X2) at 800Mhz
Graphics Card NVIDIA GeForce GTX 260M 1GB DDR3 VRAM
Monitor(s) Displays 16" LED Backlit
Screen Resolution 1366 x 768 on laptop 1600x1050 max res on 22" external mon
Keyboard Chicklet type back-lit (white light) keyboard
Mouse Logitech G9 Laser Mouse 3200dpi and 1000 reports per minute
PSU 6-cell Lithium ion { lasts 1.5 hours }
Case ASUS G60 Laptop
Hard Drives OCZ Agility 3 60GB SSD / 320 GB - Serial ATA-150 - 7200 rpm
Internet Speed Comcast 8.60mb/s up - 3.11mb/s down
Antivirus MSE
Browser Firefox
Other Info General mid-budget gaming Comp. Low batterylife - High FrameRates - currently overheating problems :(
2nd Rig: Case: Rosewill BLACKHAWK Gaming ATX Mid Tower Computer Case
Mobo: GIGABYTE GA-990FXA-UD3
CPU: AMD FX-6200 Zambezi 3.8GHz (4.1GHz Turbo)
Heatsink: COOLER MASTER V8 CPU Cooler
RAM: Patriot Viper 3 8GB (2 x 4GB) 240-Pin DDR3 SDRAM 1866 (PC3 15000)
GPU: SAPPHIRE Radeon HD 6850 1GB 2
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31 Aug 2010
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Windows® 8 Pro (64-bit) Mumbai, India |
Dwarf knows many such surnames. I m sure. | | My System Specs | | System Manufacturer/Model Number Samsung NP530U4B-S02IN
OS Windows® 8 Pro (64-bit)
CPU Intel® Core™ i5 Processor 2467M (1.60GHz, 3MB L3 Cache)
Motherboard Samsung Electronics
Memory 6GB DDR3 System Memory at 1,333MHz (on BD 4GB + 2GB x 1)
Graphics Card AMD Radeon™ HD7550M 1GB DDR3 (Ext. Graphic)
Sound Card Realtek High Definition Audio
Monitor(s) Displays 35.56cm (14.0) SuperBright 300nit HD LED Display
Screen Resolution 1366x768
Hard Drives 1TB S-ATA II Hard Drive (5400RPM) with ExpressCache 16GB SSD
Internet Speed sucks
Antivirus Microsoft Security Essentials
Browser Google Chrome (Sync enabled)
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31 Aug 2010
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Windows 7 Ultimate x64 Service Pack 1 Doncaster, UK |
Let's see. There's Cock, Smellie, Handcock, Spier, Balls, Wilcocks, Daft, Death, Gotobed, Shufflebottom, Bottom, Jelly, Cockshott, Cockroft, Bulcock, Longbottom, Glasscock
And last, but by no means least http://www.americanangst.com/chewsf.pdf | | My System Specs | | System Manufacturer/Model Number Dwarf Dwf/11/2012
OS Windows 7 Ultimate x64 Service Pack 1
CPU Intel Core-i5-3570K 4-core @ 3.4GHz (Ivy Bridge) (OC 4.2GHz)
Motherboard ASRock Z77 Extreme4-M
Memory 4 x 4GB DDR3-1600 Corsair Vengeance CMZ8GX3M2A1600C9B (16GB)
Graphics Card 2 x AMD Radeon HD7770 1GB CrossFired (OC 1100MHz/1250MHz)
Sound Card Realtek High Definition on board solution (ALC 898)
Monitor(s) Displays ViewSonic VA1912w Widescreen (VGA)
Screen Resolution 1440x900
Keyboard Microsoft Comfort Curve Keyboard 3000 (USB)
Mouse Microsoft Comfort Mouse 3000 for Business (USB)
PSU XFX Pro Series 850W Semi-Modular
Case Gigabyte IF233
Cooling 1 x 120mm Front Inlet 1 x 120mm Rear Exhaust
Hard Drives OCZ Agility 3 SSD 120GB SATA III x2 (RAID 0)
Samsung HD501LJ 500GB SATA II x2
Hitachi HDS721010CLA332 1TB SATA II
Iomega 1.5TB Ext USB 2.0
WD 2.0TB Ext USB 3.0
Internet Speed NetGear DG834Gv3 ADSL Modem/Router (Ethernet) ~4.0 Mb/s (O2)
Antivirus Avast! 7.0.1474
Browser IE 9
Other Info Optical Drive: HL-DT-ST BD-RE BH10LS30 SATA Bluray
Lexmark S305 Printer/Scanner/Copier (USB)
CTF-430 Tablet & Pen
WEI Score: 7.7/7.9/7.4/7.4/7.9
Asus Eee PC 1011PX Netbook (Windows 7 x86 Starter)
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31 Aug 2010
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#5 | |
Windows 7 Ultimate x86 build 7600 (XP, 98SE, 95, 3.11, DOS 7.10 on VM) + Ubuntu 10.04 LTS Lucid Lynx Chennai, India |
Quote: Originally Posted by Dwarf  Let's see. There's Cock, Smellie, Handcock, Spier, Balls, Wilcocks, Daft, Death, Gotobed, Shufflebottom, Bottom, Jelly, Cockshott, Cockroft, Bulcock, Longbottom, Glasscock
And last, but by no means least http://www.americanangst.com/chewsf.pdf ChewSF is the ultimate.  | | My System Specs | | Computer type Laptop
System Manufacturer/Model Number HP EliteBook 8530w Mobile Workstation
OS Windows 7 Ultimate x86 build 7600 (XP, 98SE, 95, 3.11, DOS 7.10 on VM) + Ubuntu 10.04 LTS Lucid Lynx
CPU Intel Core 2 Duo Processor P8600 (2.40 GHz, 3 MB L2 cache)
Motherboard Mobile Intel PM45 Express Chipset ICH9M-Enhanced
Memory 2GB 800 MHz DDR2 SDRAM
Graphics Card ATI Mobility FireGL V5700 with 256 MB
Sound Card SoundMAX Integrated Digital HD Audio
Monitor(s) Displays 15.4-inch WXGA anti-glare (1280 x 800 resolution)
Screen Resolution 1280 x 800
Mouse Synaptics PS/2 Port Touchpad, USB Mouse
Hard Drives 250GB Fujitsu MJA2250BH G2 ATA Device (IDE),
120GB in External Casing
Internet Speed 2 Mbps
Antivirus MSE
Browser Firefox, Chrome, IE
Other Info Authentec AES2810 Fingerprint Reader,
Optiarc DVD RW AD-7561S LightScribe
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31 Aug 2010
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Oh I thought this thread would be gone. Ok well here is my contribution then.
There is a race-car driver named Dick Trickle Dick Trickle - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia | | My System Specs | | Computer type Laptop
System Manufacturer/Model Number ASUS G60-RBBX05
OS Win7 Home Premium 64x
CPU Intel Core 2 Duo P7450 / 2.13 GHz (2.29 with Extreme Turbo)
Memory 4 GB PC-6400 Hyundai (2X2) at 800Mhz
Graphics Card NVIDIA GeForce GTX 260M 1GB DDR3 VRAM
Monitor(s) Displays 16" LED Backlit
Screen Resolution 1366 x 768 on laptop 1600x1050 max res on 22" external mon
Keyboard Chicklet type back-lit (white light) keyboard
Mouse Logitech G9 Laser Mouse 3200dpi and 1000 reports per minute
PSU 6-cell Lithium ion { lasts 1.5 hours }
Case ASUS G60 Laptop
Hard Drives OCZ Agility 3 60GB SSD / 320 GB - Serial ATA-150 - 7200 rpm
Internet Speed Comcast 8.60mb/s up - 3.11mb/s down
Antivirus MSE
Browser Firefox
Other Info General mid-budget gaming Comp. Low batterylife - High FrameRates - currently overheating problems :(
2nd Rig: Case: Rosewill BLACKHAWK Gaming ATX Mid Tower Computer Case
Mobo: GIGABYTE GA-990FXA-UD3
CPU: AMD FX-6200 Zambezi 3.8GHz (4.1GHz Turbo)
Heatsink: COOLER MASTER V8 CPU Cooler
RAM: Patriot Viper 3 8GB (2 x 4GB) 240-Pin DDR3 SDRAM 1866 (PC3 15000)
GPU: SAPPHIRE Radeon HD 6850 1GB 2
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31 Aug 2010
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#7 | |
Windows 7 Home Premium 32-Bit - Build 7600 SP1 Houston, Texas |
There used to be an NFL player named Fair Hooker. | | My System Specs | | System Manufacturer/Model Number Custom Build
OS Windows 7 Home Premium 32-Bit - Build 7600 SP1
CPU Intel Core i3-2120 3.30Ghz
Motherboard Asus P8Z68-V LX Intel Z68 Socket H2 ATX
Memory Kingston 4 GB DDR3 1333 mhz
Graphics Card Zotac GeForce 9400 GT 512MB
Sound Card Sound Blaster Audigy SE 24-Bit
Monitor(s) Displays Samsung Sync Master 940 = 19 inch
Screen Resolution 1440 X 900
Keyboard Microsoft Natural 4000
Mouse Microsoft Custom Optical 3000
PSU 500 watt
Case NZXT Apollo - Silver with Clear Side Panel
Cooling Three 120 mm Fans
Hard Drives OCZ Vertex 3 120 GB Sata 3 SSD ==
Western Digital 160 GB Caviar Blue 7200 RPM ==
Western Digital 500 GB Caviar Green 7200 RPM ==
Internet Speed AT&T Fiber Optic Wireless Network
Other Info 120 mm Blue LED Fan -- Three Blue LED Lazer Light Sticks
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31 Aug 2010
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#8 | |
windows 7 Professional 64 Bit Killeen, Texas |
Then there's the James Bond classic: Ivana Humpalot  | | My System Specs | | System Manufacturer/Model Number Custom build; parts from the Egg
OS windows 7 Professional 64 Bit
CPU I7-3930
Motherboard Asus P9X79 PRO
Memory G.Skill 4X 4 GB DR3 240 pin 16GB total
Graphics Card EVGA 670
Sound Card Energy Take 5, Sennheiser HD 205 phones, X-FI
Monitor(s) Displays Hanns G 21.5" HH221 and Samsung 19" 940BW and Hannspree
Screen Resolution 2X 1920X1080 and 1X 1440X900
Keyboard Logitech Wireless and backlit
Mouse Logitech Rollerball
PSU 1000 Watt XFX Pro Series
Case Thermaltake Chaser
Cooling Corsair H80
Hard Drives 3-- internal 250 GB WD; 1-- internal 1 TB Samsung ---plus 3 WD external HDs (sizes vary to 1.5 TB); Crucial M4 128GB SSD, 1 Pioneer BDR-207 Bluray writer;
and 1--LG Lightscribe DVD drive
Other Info 79 " long desk from Ikea. Sauder 71 inch long "speaker" shelf.
Optical and analog outs to a Yamaha RX-V 650 driving Energy Take 5.1 speaker system. Technics TT. Realistic mixer. Senns cans.
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01 Sep 2010
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#9 | |
Windows Seven Home Premium SP1 I Live At Home |
| | My System Specs | | System Manufacturer/Model Number New Laptop! - Samsung RV515
OS Windows Seven Home Premium SP1
CPU AMD E-450 Dual Core - 1.66GHz FSB 800MHz
Memory 4 GB DDR3
Graphics Card ATI Radeon HD 6470M 1GB GDDR3
Sound Card Integrated
Monitor(s) Displays 15.6" ClearCrystal Display
Screen Resolution 1366x768
Keyboard PS2
Mouse TouchPad
Case Notebook
Cooling Stock
Hard Drives 1 Integrated 500GB hard drive
1 External HDD 1TB
Internet Speed Download: 3.15 mb/s Upload: 0.38 mb/s
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01 Sep 2010
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Win 7 Ultimate (64-bit), Win 7 Pro (32-bit) N. Calif |
At a company I used to work at these 2 were listed in the company phone directory: Hue G. Wang and Luong Dong! | | My System Specs | | System Manufacturer/Model Number Home Built, Dell Inspiron 1520 Laptop
OS Win 7 Ultimate (64-bit), Win 7 Pro (32-bit)
CPU 3.4Ghz 3770K i7, 2.4Ghz Core 2 Duo
Motherboard Gigabyte Z77X-UD3H, Dell
Memory 8G, 3G
Graphics Card ATI Radeon HD 5770, Mobile Intel 965
Sound Card High Definition Audio (Built-in to mobo)
Monitor(s) Displays Dell 2409W 24"
Screen Resolution 1920x1080
Keyboard IBM Model M - used continuously since 1986
Mouse Microsoft
PSU Antec
Case Antec 100
Cooling CM 212+
Hard Drives 128G SSD OS; 1.5T & 2T Data on Desktop, 320G for laptop
Internet Speed 1.5M down 1.2M up :-(
Other Info Also have an Acer Aspire netbook, a home-built AMD Dual core (Minecraft server) and home-built Pent 4 all running Win 7. Also have various machines running XP, Win Server 2K, Win Server 2003, Linux and DOS. I think I have a problem...
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