Quote: Originally Posted by Dwarf
Which one? There were 2 there. Did you not know either of them? I admit that I hadn't either, until I looked them up.
Dear old ladies often get the vapours
When we meet them after dark-whoo!
Then next day we read about our capers
In the daily papers,
Blimey, what a lark!
I kept hearing a tune with similar lyrics but I still cannot place that one either