Name the Song

No, it's not either of those. By the way, there are 3 different songs, not 3 excerpts from the same one.

Ok. Here's the answers to my two that no one got.

With just the beer light to guide us,
So we bitched about his fans and should we crush his sweet hand



On the back of a carton coaster
In the blue TV screen light
I drew a map of Canada



Is that one song or three Dwarf?:)

I know Dwarfs live longer than the children of men but...
Got one anyway:)

I think this is a tough one so here's a clue. The artist has already featured recently in this thread.

Hanging out with your Dwarf Men
We were so turned on
By your lack of conclusions

johnwillyums said:

Hard to tie down the original of this but this looks like it should be. Waylon Jennings did it and Paul Young had a big UK hit with it but it's obviosly a reggae song.

I did not know this

John, your answer to one of my songs is correct. It was indeed On Mother Kelly's Doorstep by Danny La Rue. What about the other 2?

By the way, yours is The Bewlay Brothers from the Hunky Dory album by David Bowie.

johnwillyums said:

I think this is a tough one so here's a clue. The artist has already featured recently in this thread.

Hanging out with your Dwarf Men
We were so turned on
By your lack of conclusions

I only know this one as a mate had it and I cannot stand it and he would play it to death

Whilst your working out what my other 2 are, here's another one.

Here's to the child who applied for a divorce
Said his parents were driving him nuts
Once upon a time used to be children
Now there are just adults

Still working on those ones

Here is one for you so long

Well surprise surprise, a few more lies, or do we simply call them alibis
This life we lead aint fooling either one of us
And while we're having so much fun let's not forget the lonely ones
It's lonely falling out of love, this game we play can be so rough

Excellent. I thought that would be tough but you both got it straight away:)
I'm still struggling with your other two Dwarf. I find if I try to sing them out loud it helps. The tune sometimes comes. Lucky I live alone really