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Windows 7: Truths For Mature Humans

06 Sep 2010   #1

Win7 Pro-64 Bit
 
 
Truths For Mature Humans

1. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

2. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

3. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

4. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

5. Was learning cursive really necessary?

6. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

7. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

8. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

9. Bad decisions make good stories.

10. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

11. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

12. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

13. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever.

14. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

15. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

16. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.


18. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.

19. I would rather try to carry 10 over-loaded plastic bags in each hand than take
2 trips to bring my groceries in.

20. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

21. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

22. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

23. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?

24. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

25. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

26. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time
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06 Sep 2010   #2

Windows 8 Pro 64-bit
 
 

26 made me laugh hard. Possibly because that would be me. Same with 25.
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06 Sep 2010   #3

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit sp1
 
 

wow that was like looking in the mirror
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06 Sep 2010   #4

Win 7 Ultimate 64-bit SP1 (desktop)
 
 

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06 Sep 2010   #5

MS Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by BrightBlessings View Post
10. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
I hit this point at 8:30 before I even left for work, I didn't get to sleep to 5AM!

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by BrightBlessings View Post
11. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
Can we just ignore Blue Ray? I swear, it's not even that much better and DVD's are just cheaper.

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by BrightBlessings View Post
14. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
This is my parents all over. Drives me mad.

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by BrightBlessings View Post
24. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
My work chair tilts so far back but it actually just can't tip over. Even though I know this in the back of my head, I still get that death feeling at least once a week. Each time as frightening as the last.

Good list!

Had to quote some of these for great justice.
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06 Sep 2010   #6

Win7 x64 Ultimate SP1
 
 

Everyone of those was written about me.
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06 Sep 2010   #7

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

Quote:
18. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
...or realize this movie really sucks....
....what was I thinking?
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06 Sep 2010   #8

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit sp1
 
 

@KEN9122 Is that a picture of Tony Denozo aka NCIS ?
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06 Sep 2010   #9

Win 7 Ultimate 64-bit SP1 (desktop)
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Solarstarshines View Post
@KEN9122 Is that a picture of Tony Denozo aka NCIS ?
I thought it was a picture of MacGyver - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
But I could be wrong!
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06 Sep 2010   #10

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit sp1
 
 

yeah it looks like richard dean anderson it is him i think but from a far it looked like tony denozo from the show ncis they look the same almost from the head and facial look but damn the guy that plays him doesn't look that old lol
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