|26 Sep 2010||#1|
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Mall Ninja Poised to Take Over Craigslist - Bunny Hopping Engineer
Note the mall ninja leet paragraph skills. I propose we call him... Bunny Hopping Engineer.
I am pretty sure this guy is serious... Was posted to Dallas area Craigslist about an hour ago.
My name is Eric. I'm a 10 year online first person shooter veteran with a degree in Electrical Engineering. I've been playing with computers since I was a child using a DOS operating system, this was before the internet was even big! I have 2 years professional IT experience in a corporate enviroment, and I would like to help you with computers, hardware, and systems of any type. I specialize in computer gaming advice. Do you always get killed instead of doing the killing on first person shooter online games? I can help you select the computer hardware components you need to have the fastest gaming computer you can afford, help you build it, or build it myself. Then, I can teach you how to optimize your system to get the most out of it. Learn game play techniques that give you an advantage over other gamers that they don't even know about. I can teach you tricks that the pros use like high level tactics and things like bunny hopping or strafe jumping. I can help you find the right gaming mouse for first person shooters, and I can help you with gaming related problems. I help get games working on Vista and Win 7. Of course, I also do wireless networking, printer sharing, backing up files in preparation for a hard drive disk failure (all disks fail eventually!) and just about anything you can think of. If it's computer related, I do it and excel at it! I can teach you anything you want to know. My services vary in price, and I will work with you to fit your budget. I check my email many times a day, so don't hesitate to email me your phone number. I will get back to you quickly, and I can tell you more about pricing and what I can offer you specifically.
I have experience with the games list below, but I can help with other games and some may not be listed:
America's Army 2.8.5 (Free), America's Army 3.0.8 (Free)
Wolfenstein Enemy Territory (Free), Enemy Territory Quake Wars (I have 1700+ hours on this one and know almost every thing about it)
Savage 2 (Free), Starcraft, Command and Conquer series, Unreal Tournament series
Quake Live (Free), All of the Half-life series, Left4Dead2
Battlefield Series, Battlefield Bad Company 2 (I know specific tricks on this one that many don't know, and I play it right now)
Call of Duty 1, 2, 3, Modern Warfare, Modern Warfare 2, and WAW.
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