Top Ten Rude Food Names

System Manufacturer/Model Number: HP a6720f
OS: 7 Ultimate x64 RTM 7600.16385
CPU: AMD Phenom 9550 @ 2.20ghz
Motherboard: Asus M2N78-LA
Memory: 4x2GB DDR2 Patriot Viper 800mhz
Graphics Card: GeForce 9400 GT 512MB
Sound Card: Onboard Realtek Hi-Definition ALC 888S chipset
Monitor(s) Displays: Samsung P2370HD 23" 1080P HDTV
Screen Resolution: 1920x1080
Keyboard: Logitech LX310 Wireless Internet Keyboard
Mouse: Logitech LX310 Wireless Laser Mouse
Hard Drives: Western Digital 640GB; Samsung 1 TB; WD 500GB; Seagate Portable 250gb;
Internet Speed: 7Mbps/384Kbps

System Manufacturer/Model Number: Samsung NP530U4B-S02IN
OS: Windows® 8 Pro (64-bit)
CPU: Intel® Core™ i5 Processor 2467M (1.60GHz, 3MB L3 Cache)
Motherboard: Samsung Electronics
Memory: 6GB DDR3 System Memory at 1,333MHz (on BD 4GB + 2GB x 1)
Graphics Card: AMD Radeon™ HD7550M 1GB DDR3 (Ext. Graphic)
Sound Card: Realtek High Definition Audio
Monitor(s) Displays: 35.56cm (14.0) SuperBright 300nit HD LED Display
Screen Resolution: 1366x768
Hard Drives: 1TB S-ATA II Hard Drive (5400RPM) with ExpressCache 16GB SSD
Internet Speed: sucks
Browser: Google Chrome (Sync enabled)
Antivirus: Microsoft Security Essentials

System Manufacturer/Model Number: HP dv6519tx
OS: Windows 7 Ultimate x64
CPU: 1.80 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo processor T7100
Memory: 3 gig ddr2
Graphics Card: NVIDIA GeForce 8400M GS
Sound Card: Realtek High Definition Audio
Monitor(s) Displays: 15.4” WXGA High Definition BrightView Widescreen
Screen Resolution: 1280 x 800
Keyboard: 101 key compatible
Mouse: Touch Pad with On/Off button and dedicated vertical Scroll
PSU: 90 W AC Power Adapter
Cooling: Kitchen plate under the lappy
Hard Drives: Hitachi 320 GB (5400 rpm)
Internet Speed: Three Wireless internet prepaid using E160G USB dongle

Computer Type: PC/Desktop
System Manufacturer/Model Number: Self - Build | Asus K53e Laptop
OS: 10 x64 | 7 x64
CPU: AMD FX-9590 Vishera 4.7 | i5 Sandy Bridge
Motherboard: MSI 990 FXA | K53e
Memory: 16 gigs Crucial Ballistix | 8 gigs Adata ddr3 1600
Graphics Card: RX-570 4gd5 | Intel HD 3000
Sound Card: Realtek HD OnBoard Audio
Monitor(s) Displays: Samsung 22" & 37" Toshiba | 15.6
Keyboard: Rosewill RK-800G PS/2 Gaming Keyboard | Asus Chiclet
Mouse: Ventus | MS w/side buttons
PSU: Thermaltake 700 | 65w
Case: CoolMaster Centurion 534+
Cooling: Corsair H60
Hard Drives: ADATA 240 ssd & 750 Caviar Black 7200 sata | 250 840 EVO ssd & samsung ssd
Internet Speed: RoadRunner
Other Info: I hate the smell of friggin corn chip butt breath snacks.