Thought for the day...

Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you that a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

wes said:

Why is the probability of a hardware failure disappearing inversely proportional to the distance between the computer and the customer engineer.

Lots of practice!

spinifex said:

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Mmmm.....

mickey megabyte said:

if a man speaks his mind in a forest, and there's no women nearby to hear him, is he still wrong?

Definitely!

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?

Baron von Shush said:

I like this section! LOL! :)

Thank you.. :)



Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but are the hardest thing to eat with?

"Why is it that when we talk to God, we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?"