Puns about Technology (Programmers)
Bill Gates took advantage of his Windows of opportunity
Have you heard about that online origami store? It folded.
When your internet provider goes bankrupt it's a 'net loss.
The computer bug got caught in a spider website.
I got fired from my job as a software engineer. I just couldn't get with the program.
Old programmers never die, they just can't C as well.
Old programmers never die .. they just lose their memory.
Technically speaking a programmer's favorite subject with his boss is usually arrays.
When computer programmers are hungry they take mega-bites.
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
Sign on the door of an internet hacker. 'Gone Phishing'.
After punching his computer and breaking his hand, the guy required tech knuckle support.
Backups are usually a good thing unless it's a sewer.
If word processing a presentation about guns -- be sure to know how to use bullets.
If a dog was computer literate, would his bark be worse than his byte?
I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.
He dropped a computer on his toes and had megahertz.
Will this computer last five years? Obsoletely!
My rechargeable batteries are revolting
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
People who plug their computer keyboards into hi-fi systems aren't idiots. That would be stereotyping.
Some computer equipment got shot. It was a graphic display.
I got a deal on a new computer, and they threw in the operating system to boot.
My computer is so slow it hertz.