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Windows 7: New Error Messages planned for Windows 7

03 Jan 2009   #1
NormCameron

Vista X32. Windows 7 32bit
 
 
New Error Messages planned for Windows 7

New Error Messages planned for Windows 7 …


The following are new Error Messages planned for Windows 7 1) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
3) Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
4) Press any key… no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
5) Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
6) Close your eyes and press escape three times.
7) Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
9) Windows message: "You have just made a type mismatch! Shall I format your brain?"
10) This is a message from God: "Rebooting the universe, please log off."
11) Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
12) BREAKFAST.SYS halted… Cereal port not responding.
13) COFFEE.SYS missing… Insert cup and press any key.
14) CONGRESS.SYS corrupted… Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
15) File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
16) Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
17) Runtime Error 6D at 417 A:32CF: Incompetent User.
18) Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
19) WinErr 547: LPT1 not found… Use backup… PENCIL & PAPER.
20) User Error: Replace user.
21) Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "OS/2 found: Remove it? (Y/Y)"
22) Backup not found: (A)bort ?etry (P)anic

New Error Messages planned for Windows 7 …
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03 Jan 2009   #2
skunksmash

SEVEN x64
 
 

lol.... that sounds about right



SK
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03 Jan 2009   #3
Mark

Windows 7 Ultimate Vista Ultimate x64
 
 

ROFL, Good one Norm.
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03 Jan 2009   #4
Joe

Windows 7 RC
 
 

Rofl
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03 Jan 2009   #5
z3r010

 

23) Go back to XP as your too stupid to use anything else.
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03 Jan 2009   #6
Mark

Windows 7 Ultimate Vista Ultimate x64
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by z3r010 View Post
23) Go back to XP as your too stupid to use anything else.

Seems like this might have to be your new Sig as most new users of Windows 7 will be straight from XP
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03 Jan 2009   #7
Se7en kbs

OS X Leopard, Vista Basic and Windows 7 Ultimate
 
 

Lol :d
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03 Jan 2009   #8
smarteyeball

 
 

24) OBSOLETETECH.SYS Upgrade your hardware you cheap ba*tard? (Y/N)

25) CHEAPBASTARD.SYS Error: User cheap. Reverting to Obsolete OS.

26) DENIAL.SYS Error: Old Hardware not at fault. New OS too bloated.
* Dependancies - OBSOLETETECH.SYS and CHEAPBASTARD.SYS*
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03 Jan 2009   #9
DiamondNRG

 

27) 4 cores can not properly perform this operation. Please replace with core i7 system and retry.
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03 Jan 2009   #10
NormCameron

Vista X32. Windows 7 32bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by smarteyeball View Post
24) OBSOLETETECH.SYS Upgrade your hardware you cheap ba*tard? (Y/N)

25) CHEAPBASTARD.SYS Error: User cheap. Reverting to Obsolete OS.

26) DENIAL.SYS Error: Old Hardware not at fault. New OS too bloated.
* Dependancies - OBSOLETETECH.SYS and CHEAPBASTARD.SYS*
LOL

Norm
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