That's what you get if you wash the pants too hot.
I'm known to wear daring clothes at times but with those pants I wouldn't be caught dead.
And what's with the shopping bag. Aren't you afraid the next Bobby picks you up while on the lookout for a grandma missing her groceries ?
The whole guy makes me want to scream "Man, you're trying too hard"
If that's the new fashion then I readily admit that I have no sense for fashion whatsoever.