Which age category do you fall in?

How true

marsmimar said:

Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, "Fellas, I got real problems. I'm seventy years old. Every morning at 7AM I get up and I try to urinate. All day long I try to urinate. They give me all kinds of medicine but nothing helps."

The second old man says, "You think you have problems. I'm eighty years old. Every morning at 8AM I get up and try to move my bowels. I try all day long. They give me all kinds of stuff but nothing helps."

Finally the third old man speaks up, "Fellas, I'm ninety years old. Every morning at 7 sharp I urinate. Every morning at 8 I move my bowels. Every morning at 9AM sharp I wake up."

Ahahahahaha

ROFL. I saw that comeing and it's still funny!

If you notice, the oldest group is 55 >. That must indicate the OP thinks 55 is the beginning of the end. The OP must be in his 20's

I'm 26 to 30... We're out numbered

I never would have guessed that the great majority of people here would have one foot in the grave.

Lost Colonist said:

I'm in the 26 -30 too

nitroman84 said:

I'm 26 to 30... We're out numbered

Looks like we're going to have to band together to survive. What they lack in speed they make up for in cane beatings and short tempers.