Hmm. let's see
I don't think i could survive more than 2 days in the Island. SO i'd bring:
1) a LOT of booze (at least i'd be drunk)
2) 2 days worth of fast food (won't be worrying about cholesterol since i won't last 2 days on the island)
3) a shovel (to dig my own grave)
4) a Swiss Army knife (those things do everything, i'll find something to do with it)
5) Some girl from here (at least i'd be having fun before death, huh?