Quote: Originally Posted by xarden
You can still open cans with it by using it to apply a sudden force on the can top.
The long handle gives you ample room to stand back while the device is in use.
...wheres my coffee?
While I am unsure where your coffee may be, coffee can be devious, you do have a point about the can opener position. In all fairness I will concede you as the winner and leave the next posting up to you. If you care to know what some other not so bright person thought this was, check below.