I'll just have to rely on my natural charm and the continued use of my favorite 1950 chat up lines, like
"Can I see you home, if not can I sit on the wall and watch you go by?"
or my current one,
Just when the evening is coming to a close in the restaurant and it's time to leave I say:
"Well is it your place or back to the old peoples home?"
Not had a lot of luck with that one!