Windows 7 Forums
Welcome to Windows 7 Forums. Our forum is dedicated to helping you find support and solutions for any problems regarding your Windows 7 PC be it Dell, HP, Acer, Asus or a custom build. We also provide an extensive Windows 7 tutorial section that covers a wide range of tips and tricks.



Windows 7: I want this job.

25 Jun 2009   #1

Vista Ult64, Win7600
 
 
I want this job.


FROM YESTERDAY'S BRISTOL EVENING POST:

Outside Bristol Zoo is the car park, with spaces for 150 cars and 8
coaches. It has been manned 6 days a week for 23 years by the same charming
and very polite car park attendant with the ticket machine. The charges
are £1. per car and £5.per coach.

On Monday 1 June, he did not turn up for work. Bristol Zoo management
phoned Bristol City Council to ask them to send a replacement parking
attendant.

The Council said "That car park is your responsibility." The Zoo said "The
attendant was employed by the City Council... wasn't he?" The Council said
"What attendant?"

Gone missing from his home is a man who has been taking daily the car park
fees amounting to about £400 per day for 23 years

Thatís £3.3million quid ....................!!!




My System SpecsSystem Spec
.

25 Jun 2009   #2
Microsoft MVP

64-bit Windows 8.1 Enterprise
 
 

LOL, sign me up.
My System SpecsSystem Spec
25 Jun 2009   #3

 
 

SMART MAN!! Way to stick it to the man!!

I hope he's somewhere nice now
My System SpecsSystem Spec
.


25 Jun 2009   #4

W8 Pro, W7 Ultimate, XP Pro x64, Vista x64, Ubuntu
 
 

I have one of those jobs, kinda - read on...
I've always wanted to take my son to the UK because of my heritage. And maybe even the Bristol Zoo because of their attention to biodiversity, threatened species, nature. I saw this about the Bristol Zoo so I browsed around some. Then I hit this article that says the story is an Urban Legend:
Bristol Zoo parking attendant myth | Bristol News | This is Bristol
Bummer, I guess the job doesn't exist. So, in a way, I have the same job (in my mind).....LOL
My System SpecsSystem Spec
25 Jun 2009   #5

Vista Ult64, Win7600
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by zrtom View Post
I have one of those jobs, kinda - read on...
I've always wanted to take my son to the UK because of my heritage. And maybe even the Bristol Zoo because of their attention to biodiversity, threatened species, nature. I saw this about the Bristol Zoo so I browsed around some. Then I hit this article that says the story is an Urban Legend:
Bristol Zoo parking attendant myth | Bristol News | This is Bristol
Bummer, I guess the job doesn't exist. So, in a way, I have the same job (in my mind).....LOL
And there was me practicing my hand signals and everything, Duh.
My System SpecsSystem Spec
25 Jun 2009   #6

Windows 7 Professional 64-bit
 
 

lol youd think someone would notice theyre not getting parking fees.
My System SpecsSystem Spec
25 Jun 2009   #7

 
 

Journalists are getting lazier and lazier
My System SpecsSystem Spec
25 Jun 2009   #8

Windows 7 Ultimate x64, Mint 9
 
 

That is so funny. Too bad it sounds fake. April Fools prank probably.

Still, funny and creative.

~Lordbob
My System SpecsSystem Spec
Reply

 I want this job.





Thread Tools



Our Sites

Site Links

About Us

Find Us

Windows 7 Forums is an independent web site and has not been authorized, sponsored, or otherwise approved by Microsoft Corporation. "Windows 7" and related materials are trademarks of Microsoft Corp.

© Designer Media Ltd

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:14 PM.
Twitter Facebook Google+



Windows 7 Forums

Seven Forums Android App Seven Forums IOS App
  

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33