Country to Ban Farting!!

I think they got it all wrong.
They should be banning fiber.

mickey megabyte said:

**newsflash!!**

the malawi government have had a re-think: rather than banning it, they are considering making the citizens bottle it instead, so that they can sell the 'output' on the world market to raise some sorely needed income.

however, the opposition are against the proposal - they say the idea stinks.

**newsflash!! update!!**

Having considered it further, the Malawi government has abandoned the previous thought they had on the grounds of having distributed suitable containers (and in a sufficient quantity) amongst themselves and their immediate families that they would have insufficient containers for the rest of the population.

TVeblen said:

There's gonna be a lot of Mawlawi dogs going to jail.

I always blame the dog!

I think they would have to get rid of almost all animals, including cows!!!!

Lucky

Paaaaarrrppp excuse me...

Golden said:

Paaaaarrrppp excuse me...

You are here by sentenced to the gas chamber!

Now we have the scientific proof of the cause for the extinction of the dinosaur.