Have / Don't have [2]
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No
Have more than 1 Cell phone?
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No
Do you have an external drive with a recent system image?
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No (and I know I should!)
Do you have your a/c and/or fans running yet?
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Yes (97F with a heat index of 103F)
Do you have more then one backup of your files/folders?
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Yes, several on multiple external HDDs 
Have you ever had to restore a backup image?
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Nope.
Do you own a nVidia graphics card?
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Yes ( two of them :) )
Have AMD CPU?
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No.
Was your signature made by Arc?
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No (but he's great at it, isn't he?)
Do you have a cold or the flu?
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No.
Do you have a custom CPU cooler?
