Quote: Originally Posted by Dave76
Have you ever woke up and wondered, where am I?
Yes, to be precise it went "Who Am I, Where am I, and who the f*** is she?" ("She" actually turned out to be my best friend, but I was so wasted the night before, I was having problems even constructing simple thought processes, the above statement was practically Einstenian
Have you ever wondered why a dog who has never even seen a rabbit, still chases them in his sleep?