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Windows 7: who reads newspapers

01 Jul 2009   #1
pacinitaly

windows 7 professional & ultimate 64bit laptops
 
 
who reads newspapers

A Guide to U.S. Newspapers
1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
2. The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country.
3. The Washington Post is read by people who think they should run the country.
4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don’t really understand the Washington Post. They do, however like the smog statistics shown in pie charts.
5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn’t mind running the country, if they could spare the time, and if they didn’t have to leave L.A. to do it.
6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country.
7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren’t too sure who’s running the country, and don’t really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.
8. The New York Post is read by people who don’t care who’s running the country either, as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.
9. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren’t sure there is a country, or that anyone is running it; but whoever it is, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped minority, feministic atheist dwarfs, who also happen to be illegal aliens from ANY country or galaxy as long as they are democrats.
10. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country, but need the baseball scores.
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01 Jul 2009   #2
holo88

Windows 7 Ultimate x32
 
 

NY Times is ~60% obituaries. usually gun-shot related...

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9. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren’t sure there is a country, or that anyone is running it; but whoever it is, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped minority, feministic atheist dwarfs, who also happen to be illegal aliens from ANY country or galaxy as long as they are democrats.
AHAHAHAHA thats rich! that made my day, right there
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01 Jul 2009   #3
Win7User512

Windows 7 x64 / Same
 
 

Very funny. WSJ rules.
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01 Jul 2009   #4
DarkXeno

Windows 7 Ultimate x64 SP1
 
 

pacinitaly thank you for a very good laugh, I have to deal with all of these types of people every day now instead of be lumping them all into one bucket of morons I can just say a news paper to keep them all in their respected groups.
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01 Jul 2009   #5
pacinitaly

windows 7 professional & ultimate 64bit laptops
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by DarkXeno View Post
pacinitaly thank you for a very good laugh, I have to deal with all of these types of people every day now instead of be lumping them all into one bucket of morons I can just say a news paper to keep them all in their respected groups.


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01 Jul 2009   #6
Cindy

Windows 7 Ultimate RC1 / XP Black 2009
 
 

Most UK News Papers (eg) The Sun, The Star , Sport have topless girls on page 3 / 4 or 5 - How about a page for us girls !!! (Hunk of the day ?)
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01 Jul 2009   #7
96accord

Windows 7 Professional x64
 
 

I don't read the paper. I don't even look online. lol
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01 Jul 2009   #8
pacinitaly

windows 7 professional & ultimate 64bit laptops
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Cindy View Post
Most UK News Papers (eg) The Sun, The Star , Sport have topless girls on page 3 / 4 or 5 - How about a page for us girls !!! (Hunk of the day ?)

here ya go
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01 Jul 2009   #9
Cindy

Windows 7 Ultimate RC1 / XP Black 2009
 
 

LoL er not a steroid stack thanks (see my album)
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01 Jul 2009   #10
DarkXeno

Windows 7 Ultimate x64 SP1
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Cindy View Post
Most UK News Papers (eg) The Sun, The Star , Sport have topless girls on page 3 / 4 or 5 - How about a page for us girls !!! (Hunk of the day ?)
Sorry I don't like my picture taken...
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