New virus affects millions


  1. Posts : 53,363
    Windows 10 Home x64
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    New virus affects millions


    There is a dangerous Virus being passed electronically, orally, and by hand. This Virus is called "Worm - Overload - Recreational - Killer" (WORK). Please note, if you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means, DO NOT TOUCH IT!! This Virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as WORK - ISOLATING - NEUTRALIZER - EXTRACT (WINE) or BOTHERSOME - EMPLOYER - ELIMINATION - REBOOTER (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should pass this warning on to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
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  2. Posts : 130
    Windows 7 Ultimate 64-Bit
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    Lol. Vodka or Absinth work great too. No idea what they would stand for though, tried to come up with something clever but failed. Haha.
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  3. Posts : 10,455
    Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit Service Pack 1
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    So does the age related RETIRED syndrome.
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  4. Posts : 85
    Win7 pro 64
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    LOL

    And what about the RETARD syndrome?
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  5. Posts : 774
    Vista Ultimate X64/ Windows 7 Dual-boot
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    Tasteless...
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