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Windows 7: New virus affects millions

19 Mar 2011   #1
A Guy

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New virus affects millions

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There is a dangerous Virus being passed electronically, orally, and by hand. This Virus is called "Worm - Overload - Recreational - Killer" (WORK). Please note, if you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means, DO NOT TOUCH IT!! This Virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as WORK - ISOLATING - NEUTRALIZER - EXTRACT (WINE) or BOTHERSOME - EMPLOYER - ELIMINATION - REBOOTER (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should pass this warning on to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
A Guy
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19 Mar 2011   #2
Morph666

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Lol. Vodka or Absinth work great too. No idea what they would stand for though, tried to come up with something clever but failed. Haha.
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19 Mar 2011   #3
kado897

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So does the age related RETIRED syndrome.
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19 Mar 2011   #4
Elwoodch

 
 

LOL

And what about the RETARD syndrome?
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19 Mar 2011   #5
patio

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Tasteless...
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