Top 10 reasons NOT to test my code.

Help me out? I plan to write an article about testing code. Personally, I find it frustrating when I stumble into code that was obviously never tested.

So, with the intent of adding a litle humor, I am looking for ideas as to why developers would not want to test their code.



Just to get you thinking, I'll seed the list...

• I get paid the same whether I test the code or not.
• I have YOU to test it for me. I'll fix it in the next release.
• The natural order of the universe is entropy. Broken code is part of nature. Get used to it.
• I'm having a bad day, why shouldn't you?

Later, I'll create a survey to learn the most popular responses from all the ideas. Thanks in advance for your suggestions!

• 
  The cat wanted dinner and it was very insistent.
• The computer joined a cult and testing is against it's beliefs.
• I'm a germaphobe and can't risk encountering bugs.
• Your defenition of bugs and my definition of bugs differ greatly.
• I believe in letting end users learn valauble trouble shooting skills.
• It's a team effort. You are now part of the team.
  

• My code is your code. Not mine

Devux said:

*It's not a bug, you're just using it wrong.

Favorite of mine