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Geek "must have" items
Yes, the Captain Kirk bathrobe…”I’m sorry I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome my robe looks.”
When you need access to your technogadgets fast, the gadget holster is the way to go. Sure to impress anyone, especially when you need to draw your iPhone or MP3 player to go all gangsta on someone.
”My feet I can see..yeeess…mmmm” I mean once you pull this out in a meeting with clients, they will feel safe knowning their data is encrypted and protected by the FORCE.
That’s right…it’s a Starship Enterprise pizza cutter. The perfect kitchen utensil for those Star Trek Movie Marathons where geeks like me are going to eat pizza and geek out. Might as well have everything comply with Starfleet Regulations.
That's right, it's the Leia Bikini Apron in all it's glory. Best of all, it fulfills two fantasies of every male out there. 1. Their woman in this outfit, and 2. in the kitchen making you some dang dinner the way things should be.
Disclaimer: I am not a sexist...this is a joke.
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