Willingness to travel (in order to provide local autocompletions) or relocate to obscure places like Nauru and Tuvalu to develop knowledge of local news and trends.
Certificate in psychic reading strongly preferred: palm, tarot, hypnosis, astrology, numerology, runes and/or auras.
Well I have this part covered.
I already live in an obscure place.
Typing with two fingers might be difficult to reach 32K.
Sounds like a job for Barefoot Kid!