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  1. rbeldua
    Posts : 1,794
    MS Windows 8
       New #41

    Rather than beep
    Or a rude error message:
    These words: "File Not Found".
      My Computer
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  3. buffylinden
    Posts : 89
    Windows 7
       New #42

    Old post 05/25/11


    PallasAthene said:
    Want to write poetry about your computer(s) in haiku-form? Submit your computer haikus over here!
    Here's mine (using the common 5-7-5 syllable pattern):

    My computer hums
    Through metal and plastic gums
    Generating sums
    Oh-oh...it's a geek!
    The gut reaction is EEK!
    Further help I seek!

    Makes me laugh (he-he!)
    Geeks from sea to shining sea
    And they can't help me!

    And so for my sake
    Many classes I will take.
    Sanity at stake!!!
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  4. Athene
    Posts : 2,523
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    Thread Starter
       New #43

    Hot laptop keyboard
    Could fry a few eggs on it
    Along with bacon
    Last edited by Athene; 22 Oct 2011 at 05:34.
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  6. Corazon
    Posts : 1,781
    Windows 7 Professional SP1 32-bit
       New #44

    SSDs are fast

    Harddisks are a thing of past

    Windows is a blast.
      My Computer
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  7. Athene
    Posts : 2,523
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    Thread Starter
       New #45

    Windows - Mac - Linux.
    So which OS is the best?
    That's for you to test.
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  8. Corazon
    Posts : 1,781
    Windows 7 Professional SP1 32-bit
       New #46

    "Press space bar to boot"

    Too short the time it asks me,

    Missed! The point is moot.
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  10. Imperfect1
    Posts : 2,578
    Vista 64 bit and 32 bit (SP2)
       New #47

    At my laptop. Stuffed!!!!
    I ate too much. Much too much.
    Burp! Type. Burp! Type. Burp!

    ()
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  11. boohbah
    Posts : 14,606
    Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit 7600
       New #48

    recycle ,recycle, recycle bin
    some-place to put my errors in.
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