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Windows 7: Computer Haikus

25 May 2011   #1

Computer Haikus

Want to write poetry about your computer(s) in haiku-form? Submit your computer haikus over here!
Here's mine (using the common 5-7-5 syllable pattern):

My computer hums
Through metal and plastic gums
Generating sums
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25 May 2011   #2


I love it --- hate it
But couldn’t live without it
My life-line laptop. . .
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25 May 2011   #3

Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit

You looking at me?

I said, you looking at me?

You blue screen of death.
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25 May 2011   #4

MS Windows 8

Errors have occurred.

We won't tell you where or why -

Lazy programmers!
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25 May 2011   #5


Yes, keep them coming
Computer haiku writers-
Keep them flowing in!

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26 May 2011   #6


Computer shutdown
Damn Blue screen of Death once more
My foot you will feel
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26 May 2011   #7


Looks like the blue screen and error aspects of a computer are favourite topics :-) Keep 'em coming, guys and gals ;-D
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26 May 2011   #8

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit

What does this box mean?
cancel, retry, continue
disc is not needed!
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26 May 2011   #9

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit

Monitor and mouse
only sources of faint light
All night LAN party.
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26 May 2011   #10

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit

Back and forth motion
All just noise and commotion
Dot matrix printer
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