Computer Haikus

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  1. Athene
    Posts : 2,523
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       New #1

    Computer Haikus


    Want to write poetry about your computer(s) in haiku-form? Submit your computer haikus over here!
    Here's mine (using the common 5-7-5 syllable pattern):

    My computer hums
    Through metal and plastic gums
    Generating sums
      My Computer
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  3. Imperfect1
    Posts : 2,578
    Vista 64 bit and 32 bit (SP2)
       New #2

    I love it --- hate it
    But couldn’t live without it
    My life-line laptop. . .
      My Computer
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  4. johnwillyums
    Posts : 4,663
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit
       New #3

    You looking at me?

    I said, you looking at me?

    You blue screen of death.
      My Computer
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  6. rbeldua
    Posts : 1,794
    MS Windows 8
       New #4

    Errors have occurred.

    We won't tell you where or why -

    Lazy programmers!
      My Computer
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  7. Athene
    Posts : 2,523
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    Thread Starter
       New #5

    Yes, keep them coming
    Computer haiku writers-
    Keep them flowing in!

      My Computer
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  8. smarteyeball
    Posts : 12,364
    8 Pro x64
       New #6

    Computer shutdown
    Damn Blue screen of Death once more
    My foot you will feel
      My Computer
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  10. Athene
    Posts : 2,523
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       New #7

    Looks like the blue screen and error aspects of a computer are favourite topics Keep 'em coming, guys and gals ;-D
      My Computer
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  11. Devux
    Posts : 273
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
       New #8

    What does this box mean?
    cancel, retry, continue
    disc is not needed!
      My Computer
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  12. Devux
    Posts : 273
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
       New #9

    Monitor and mouse
    only sources of faint light
    All night LAN party.
      My Computer
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  13. Devux
    Posts : 273
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
       New #10

    Back and forth motion
    All just noise and commotion
    Dot matrix printer
      My Computer
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