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A doctor in Duluth wanted to get
off work and go hunting, so he
approached his assistant. 'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients.'
'Yes, sir!' answers Ole.
The doctor goes hunting and returns
the following day and asks: 'So, Ole,
How was your day?'
Ole told him that he took care of
three patients. 'The first one had a
headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'
'Bravo, mate, and the second one?'
asks the doctor.
'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him
MAALOX, sir,' says Ole.
'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about
the third one?' asks the Doctor.
'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and
a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself,
taking off everything including her panties and lies
down on the table and shouts: HELP ME - I haven't
seen a man in over two years!!'
'Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole, what did you do?' asks the doctor.
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'I put drops in her eyes!!
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess... “Will you marry me?”
The Princess said “NO!”
And the Prince rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted, and lived happily ever after.
The End
This is the first warning I have seen for men.
A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Lowe's or Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-something girls come over to your car as you are packing your trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say, 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonald's.
You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen May 7th, 9th, 10th, 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also June 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, twice already today and very likely again this upcoming 4th of July weekend.