I especially like these ones
If at first you don't succeed . . . get new batteries.
When the blind lead the blind . . . get out of the way.
People in glass houses shouldn't . . . run around naked.
It's always darkest before . . . daylight savings time.
Here are some funny UK GCSE exam answers from last year, Please Remember, these are all True!
. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but by another man of that name.
Eventually, the Romans conquered the Greeks. History calls people Romans because they never stayed in one place for very long.
The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday.
He never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couplet. Romeo's last wish was to be laid by Juliet.
This last one is my absolute favourite,
Q:Name 6 Animals that live in the Arctic.
A: 4 Polar bears and (3 was originally written and then crossed out to make) 2 Seals.