Jokes Thread

And they just keep getting worse....

wow.. wth? why did my last joke get deleted ??

It wasn't that wrong or bad.

Zidane24 said:

BSkiLLs said:

wow.. wth? why did my last joke get deleted ??

It wasn't that wrong or bad.

This forum has no age requirement...

Keep that in mind

oohh true.. I know but.. wasn't that bad at all. At least i didnt think so. all tho it did have a feminist product mentioned in it. That was it tho.

oohh well i guess...

Uh isn't that a little mature for some users on this forum?

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?




......... He sold his soul to Santa

Nburnes said:

Uh isn't that a little mature for some users on this forum?

I like it, Witty.

Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients

and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much

he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt

and sense of betrayal were overwhelming.


But every now and then he'd hear an internal

reassuring voice in his head that said:


"Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first

medical practitioner to sleep with one of their
patients and you won't be the last.

And you're single. Just let it go."


But invariably another voice in his head

would bring him back to reality.

Whispering......

Dave..........

Dave .............

Dave........Dave..................you're a vet.