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You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are
"Gentlemen, start your engines."
You think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi.
You think a stock tip is advice on worming' your hogs.
You think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company.
Your state's got a new law that says when a couple get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.
You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
Your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction.
you can burp and say your name at the same time
You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.
You hooked up with your present girlfriend as a result of a message on the wall of
the mens' room at the Flying J Truck Stop.
You met the one before that at a family gathering
You think subdivision is part of a math problem.
You and your dog use the same tree.
You believe dual air bags refer
to your wife and mother-in-law.