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    A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and its 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!"
    The dentist thought to himself, my goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain. So the dentist asked him, "Which tooth is it, sir?"





    The man turned to his wife and said:
    "Open your mouth, honey, and show him."
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       #962

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  3. ryo
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       #963

    Other job of superwoman...

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       #964

    ryo said:
    Other job of superwoman...

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       #965

    ryo said:
    Other job of superwoman...

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    That's great ryo.
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  6. Arc
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       #966

    DocBrown said:
    A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and its 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!"
    The dentist thought to himself, my goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain. So the dentist asked him, "Which tooth is it, sir?"





    The man turned to his wife and said:
    "Open your mouth, honey, and show him."
    ryo said:
    Other job of superwoman...
    All the great ideas
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  7. ryo
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       #967

    if you look what amazing there??

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  8. Arc
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       #968

    ryo said:
    if you look what amazing there??

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    The table
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  9. ryo
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       #969

    haha nice foot on it..
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    ryo said:
    if you look what amazing there??

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    That must be hard on the old knees!
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