Jokes Thread

yah the cat is look nice..

ryo said:

yah the cat is look nice..

It would be better if it also had a gun

A Blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some Rectum deodorant.

The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they Don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.

Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been Buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.

"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any"
"But I always buy it here," says the blonde

"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the Pharmacist..

"YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist Who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container.........

"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM"

DocBrown said:

A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name.

He replied, "She called Four Horses".

The man said, "That's an unusual name for your wife.


What does it mean?"
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The Old Indian answered, "It old Indian Name. It mean...

NAG, NAG,NAG, NAG!"

A Swedish guy walks into a pharmacy and asks for some deodorant.
The pharmacist says " Certainly Sir, would you like ball or aerosol?"
Swedish guy says "Neither, I want it for my armpits"

(you have to do this one out loud in an exaggerated Swedish accent)

A midget fortune teller escaped from prison....

She was a small medium at large.