Jokes Thread


  1. Posts : 6,857
    Win 7 Ultimate 64-bit SP1 (desktop)
       #1341

    BrightBlessings said:
    A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions". The husband turned to his wife and said, "Honey that is a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.


    She said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest wang."
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  2. Posts : 1,035
    Vista 64 Ultimate, Windows 7 64 Ultimate, Ubuntu 9.10
       #1342

    What's the difference between a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken and a professional Accordion Musician? A bucket of KFC can feed a family of 4.
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  3. Posts : 11,990
    Windows 7 Ultimate 32 bit
       #1343

    fishnbanjo said:
    What's the difference between a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken and a professional Accordion Musician? A bucket of KFC can feed a family of 4.
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  4. Posts : 9,537
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
       #1344

    The testicular guard, the "Cup", was first used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet used in hockey was in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
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  5. Posts : 6,857
    Win 7 Ultimate 64-bit SP1 (desktop)
       #1345

    The Howling Wolves said:
    The testicular guard, the "Cup", was first used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet used in hockey was in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
    I think it is fair to say that many men still haven't realized that!
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  6. Posts : 238
    7 Ultimate x64, Vista Ultimate x64, 7 Pro x64, XP Pro x86, Linux Mint Nadia Cinnamon
       #1346

    noobvious said:
    I think it is fair to say that many men still haven't realized that!
    Hey, watch it - I resemble that remark!
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  7. Posts : 2,737
    Windows 7 Enterprise (x64); Windows Server 2008 R2 (x64)
       #1347

    A chicken and an egg were in bed. After they finished making love the egg rolled over and said, "Well now we know the answer to that question!"
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  8. Posts : 2,737
    Windows 7 Enterprise (x64); Windows Server 2008 R2 (x64)
       #1348

    A man and a woman were in bed making love for the first time. After they are done the man says, “I am really the first man you have made love to?” The woman says, “Why yes of course you are……you men all ask the same questions.”
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  9. Arc
    Posts : 35,373
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       #1349

    noobvious said:
    The Howling Wolves said:
    The testicular guard, the "Cup", was first used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet used in hockey was in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
    I think it is fair to say that many men still haven't realized that!
    Do you know some of them
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  10. Posts : 966
    Windows 7 Enterprise
       #1350

    WindowsStar said:
    A chicken and an egg were in bed. After they finished making love the egg rolled over and said, "Well now we know the answer to that question!"
    Theres a cartoon of this one somewhere! I cant find it anywhere anymore
    Its the chicken and egg in bed, and the chicken is smoking a cigarette.
    The caption of the pic is 'Mystery Solved'

    If you can find it, please post it.
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