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What's the difference between a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken and a professional Accordion Musician? A bucket of KFC can feed a family of 4.
The testicular guard, the "Cup", was first used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet used in hockey was in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
A chicken and an egg were in bed. After they finished making love the egg rolled over and said, "Well now we know the answer to that question!"
A man and a woman were in bed making love for the first time. After they are done the man says, “I am really the first man you have made love to?” The woman says, “Why yes of course you are……you men all ask the same questions.”