Jokes Thread


  1. derekimo
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       New #1471

    Capt.Jack Sparrow said:
    Talk Like a Pirate Day
    Here ya be, matey.
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  3. The Howling Wolves
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       New #1472

    I can only say this M8y.
    Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. fetch de rum yu slobs!
    Good find Capt. Jack
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  4. Capt.Jack Sparrow
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       New #1473

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  6. johnwillyums
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       New #1474

    Why are pirates called pirates?

    Cos they just aaarrgggh
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  7. The Howling Wolves
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       New #1475

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    "What does aaarrrggghhh mean?"
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  8. Borg 386
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       New #1476

    Did you hear about the new Pirate Movie?

    It's rated ARRRRRRRRR!
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  10. sandrav
    Posts : 35
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       New #1477

    derekimo said:
    I guess it depends on WHO's doing the punctuation.

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  11. Arc
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       New #1478

    It starts everything with Arrrrrr .... getting angry, I translated wtf, and got
    "Ahoy, what's the **c* Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!"
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  12. Arc
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       New #1479

    Borg 386 said:
    Did you hear about the new Pirate Movie?

    It's rated ARRRRRRRRR!
    Waiting for the pirate movie "On Stranger Tides"
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  13. elsuirad
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       New #1480

    COURAGE?


    What is the meaning of courage?

    Is it to fight a bull in a bullfight?
    Is it to fly a fighter plane in combat?
    Is it to practice free fall parachuting?
    Is it bungee jumping?
    Wild water rafting?

    Bullshit! Those are nothing!
    THIS, my friend, is COURAGE!!!
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