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Ill get my spectacles.
Ah, that's better.
Nazism. You have two cows, the state takes both and shoots you.
Apple-ocracy
You have two cows. Apple sues you for patent infringement on iCow.
Your attorneys take one cow to defend you in court.
The courts rule in Apples favor.
Your attorneys take second cow for final payment.
You now own no cows.
You still owe Apple 1,000,000 cows in penalties.
The Apple cows have it worse than other cows. They have to keep looking behind all the time to see how many Apple lawyers and sneaking up and what their intension are.